✨✋🙂🔪 the arson girl. (please don't let this be on my future college i will die)

hello, i will not be putting my name for fun reasons like, if my mom finds this somehow i am so very dead so don't let her do that okay? 😊

a list of reasons why my hobbies are completely safe and legal

 * my obsession with setting things on fire have nothing to do with the fact i have a fire sign- i think. i'm not really sure how it works.
 * my talking of zooming people- i mean running people over with a scooter- its safe. very very safe. i don't know why they keep running either
 * the number of knives i keep hidden in my room for emergencies are usually not used by me. i 'm just paranoid i think
 * yeah, chainsaws are a little heavy, but not that much so don't worry about me! i'm not that weak haha

is that all? i think that's all. on to the next thing i guess-

my other normal hobbies

 * watching amines! (we love that stuff)
 * reading questionable fan-fictions (literally how i came to meet my friends)
 * pulling all nighters because sleep is a waste of time
 * reading books
 * worrying about my grades and never doing anything about them
 * ^ see that? yeah i'm failing two classes. i think its fine though they're electives.
 * being about as straight as a circle-
 * not liking my parents for a good reason (cough ^ cough)

actually things about me this time

 * having a mid-life crisis so lets keep it at she/they for now, lol
 * having a mid-life crisis about our life being a stimulation that spy and whims probably controls
 * i'm somehow always confused
 * arson? yeah.
 * being yelled at by my parents? also yeah.


 * watching 15 different animes at the same time? i have a list.
 * not being able to make simple foods and burning them? mhm.
 * being scared of bugs? please don't come at me with a roach

my sad accomplishments

 * 3 all nighters in a row? proud of that one
 * an entire doc with screenshots of people saying uwu, including but not limited to, Spy, Denise, OG cookie, and Lela (Darker takes credit for finding the majority of it)
 * lela replied to me with uwu. extremely proud. i will not shut up about that one day.
 * making the chawa emoji (with the help of goat for the back-round)
 * having a 20 hour streak on wattpad
 * having a 21 hour streak on discord
 * managing to have one nosebleed every single day for the past weeks
 * being a good therapist and convincing people to eat
 * is that all? that is all my friends, if you were disappointed, yeah so am i.